Things to know before becoming a decorator. It’s gonna be delicious, people. – Kat

A little later than usual, and I attribute that to the possible laryngitis which has made my Gilbert Godfrey impression particularly stunning today. – Kat

Sometimes I write checks that my immune system can’t cash. During those times I binge-watch Gilmore Girls and cuddle my stuffed cat because my real cats don’t want to hang out with me. See you next week (for real) – Kat

When you consider the habits of my house cats, it’s an awful lot like being held hostage by a chronically deranged person. Imagine having a room mate that follows you into the bathroom at 6am to cry loudly and bash their head against your calves. Love, Kat.

For the record, this amazing chainsaw/peacock wedding never actually took place, but I thought it was an apt example for how little I care about people’s bad reception ideas. Pictured in this week’s comic is the super talented webcomic artist James Hohenstein, author of Stymie. Go read it. GO. What are you still doing here??… Continue reading Maternally Bonding with Your Cake

If the guy in the first panel existed in real life I feel like he would slash my tires for putting him in that sweater vest. It’s okay, man. – Kat

First scenario: some dude sitting in that exact spot was watching the apocalypse and decided he would have a slice of cake before he croaked. Second scenario: those highly sentient cockroaches cut themselves a piece of cake using witchcraft.   Have a super cool rest of the week, guys. – Kat

My mom’s gingery traits weren’t hereditary, but her affiliation with the gluten industry apparently was. I never even had a fighting chance. OH AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING I GUESS! – Kat

Hey, you! You survived Thanksgiving last week, and that’s cool. To reward you, I’ve put up a new comic just like I do every single week. Because I love you. In a really weird way. – Kat

It turned out to just be huge chunks of ice breaking up on the roof. Because it was being stepped on by the axe murder who lives on top of the building. See everyone next week! – Kat